Music

Music Page

Hellbound Jew - the definitive manual on how not to be Jewish (see the music video here ).

Boneless Children - a mournful metal tale straight out of ’89 about a very select group of the disabled.

I like my Women in the Kitchen - a country concoction of chauvanism (that was almost alliterative).

Finest Workout Song - a rockin’ ode to pumpin’ iron, juicin’ your quads, and deltin’ your lats.

Time is Gonna get You - from the “Every Seven Minutes” soundtrack. An 80s metal summary of the plot of the entire film.

Bling Bling (Dope Ass Whack Booty Yo) - a rap song that sounds like a rap song.

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean - who says being gay isn’t manly?

Generic Independent Film Soundtrack Song - The title says it all! Take your favorite indie film! Turn down the volume! Fast forward to any part of the movie! Play this song! Amazing! It fits anywhere!

Mr. Peepers - A heavy metal ode to voyeurism

Bass Attack - An ode to myself, from myself. I predict this will replace “Crank Dat” and “Cupid Shuffle” as everyone’s favorite hit to dance to. Guest vocals by Brandi Morgan.

Ninjews Theme - Rockin’ song about Jewish Ninjas that I will find a place for in my new Ninjews movie.

My First Song - Hey, we all had to start somewhere